8 Foolish Tips For Kili!...And Other Stories

One of my physiotherapists has climbed Kilimanjaro before, so she gave me six tips. I've picked up a couple more too. So, in true Foolish style, here they are:

1. Make sure your platypus has an insulated drinking tube. Most people in my physio's troupe didn't have this, so the tube froze. It's not pleasant having to stop and take your water out of your bag all the time!
2. She reiterated Gill's earlier advice about taking the herb gingko biloba for altitude.
3. She said take zinc-oxide tape (it's like very strong plasters). Apparently even compeed after a few days can get worn down/off when walking up and down, so this stuff will hold it on. I'll be bringing some for my knee anyway, so you could always steal some off me if necessary.
4. On the last day, don't forget to put sun cream on your face and to leave the bottle in your bag. It may be freezing, but if you don't you'll be dreadfully sunburned!
5. "If you think you've got too many clothes, you're wrong!" she said. It's freezing!
6. She also recommended that you get the prescription drug Diamox (also known as acetazolamide) for altitude sickness. This was backed up by Fool UK co-founder Dr. David Berger when I spoke with him at (former Fool MD) Bruce's leaving-do. He said: "If I was climbing Kili, I'd take it."
7. So I need to go to the docs for this drug, but I also need to get my vaccines. Problem is, my surgery has always been unreliable and it's now told me that I can't get Hep A, tetanus and polio jabs for free, which many NHS surgeries will do. So I'm going to try and find a new surgery this afternoon, as it could save me about £100.
8. My mum (a veteran traveller/walker) said that she soaks her sleeping bag and outside socks with insect-repellant before she leaves. (The spray has to be suitable for fabrics.) By 3,500 metres (or was it feet? I can't remember...) we shouldn't have trouble with insects, but there's always the jungle to walk through...
   

That wasn't a slip of the keyboard in the first paragraph. I did mean to say "one of my physiotherapists". I've been seeing a physio at my gym about my knee for the past month or so, but I wanted a second opinion, which I have got through the NHS. Unfortunately, the second opinion is different from the first! They both think it's my knee cap, but one thinks it's sliding to the right and the other thinks it's just a bit lose on the left-hand side. They have given me different instructions in how I should tape my knee up and they both want me to strengthen and stretch different muscles - in fact, the opposite ones.

So dilemma. Who do I believe? Neither inspires that trust that you hope for in medical professionals, but which is rarely found. They both seem fairly competent...They're OK I think, but young and not massively experienced. Neither sticks out above the other. So I'm researching on the Internet. I can't believe that you need six years of study before you can diagnose a knee injury. I'm also going to try out the second physios methods for a bit longer to see how they compare with the first's. If I'm still not happy, I'll have to get a third opinion. Damn it!

Now: sponsorship. I thought it would be a good idea if I speak with our sales team at work to see if any of our partners would be willing to sponsor us. There are some big names, many of them banks, which usually have hefty philanthropy budgets in order to convince people they're not all that nasty after all. This sort of thing may be right up their street.

I also thought of doing a bring-and-buy sale of CDs. Get everyone at work to bring in the CDs they don't want and they can buy what they want for a fiver. I'm going to try to convince someone at my last company to do the same for me, as it has 140 employees. Any CDs not sold I could sell on eBay. I'll look into all this on Monday.

Kili climbers - do any of you play chess? Is it worth me bringing a miniature chess set with me?

Now, I haven't commented on any of your last posts for ages, so here goes:

Andy quoted guidance from Explore! "Sleeping mat: an inflatable thermarest style mat is essential in order to help you get a good night's rest." As I recall, Jon seemed less than convinced about thermarest mats when we did our walk in Surrey, but I think they do a good job at making you more comfortable. Also, they help to keep you warm apparently, so I'm definitely taking mine.

Andy also said: "Sleeping aids: you may find ear plugs and an eye mask useful at night (in case the neighbours are throwing a really noisy party)." It'll probably be Andy and Gill throwing the party. You know how they can talk! So Eszter, Steve and Jon, we should all seriously consider the ear plugs. Although neither of them are unkind on the eyes, so we could give the eye masks a miss, unless we're feeling unkind.

Eszter: "What do you mean no need for the blusher and the mascara?! You know I always need to look my best, and that's going to be hard enough at 4am, when we've been climbing upwards for three hours in the dark and cold, and the summit is still many hours away!" I agree, I don't go anywhere without my blusher and mascara.

Sponsored Walk - Friday 29th December

OK, you're completely stuffed with the usual festive fare, you really can't force down another of Aunt Doris's mince pies, and you need to clear your nasal passages of the smell of turkey for another year.

How exactly?

Join Gill and me for a post Christmas walk and to cleanse your soul and lungs. Well, until New Year's Eve anyway.

Why? We are climbing Kilimanjaro in February 2007 for our own crazy personal reasons (delve back into this blog's archives to read all about who we are, how the training has been going...and why Steve The Nephew is 7-2 against reaching the Kili summit), but also to raise money for a great charity called World Vision. Read here about why we think World Vision is such a good cause and here to find out exactly where any donations will go to.

Where does the walk start from? South Minster Cottage, Tuesley Lane, Godalming (click the address for location, but it's the 3rd house on the left after the Quartermile Road exit in Tuesley Lane leaving Godalming...look for a gravel driveway and some badly painted green garage doors).

When? Leaving at 10:30 am.

How far? A circular 10 miles...roughly.

Route? Godalming-->Hydons Ball-->Hascombe-->Wintershall-->Thorncombe Street-->Munstead-->Godalming. Beautiful countryside, few people and absolutely no turkeys.

Terrain? Varied, including woods, gentle hills, bridle paths, open fields. Gill and I walked the route today and it was a bit muddy in places after recent downpours...wear decent walking boots or wellies.

Timing? We're estimating a 2 hour stroll from Godalming to Hascombe in the morning, an hour for lunch, and a further 2 hours in the afternoon. Lunch at The White Horse in Hascombe. Chris Evans's local - he was there today, doing his great annual Christmas tree sell-off for local and national charities...and if there's any chance that you can mention World Vision and our sponsored walk on your radio programme, Chris, I'll buy you a couple of pints. And a turkey sandwich.

Bail out? If you want to just do the morning section then by all means get Aunt Doris to collect you at the pub. And if you miss the start but want to join us for the afternoon session, we should be at the pub from 12:30-1:30'ish. Somebody will surely give you a lift back to the pub at the end of the walk, if you're marooned.

The sales pitch? The original idea was that everyone who wants to join the walk asks 10 people to sponsor them £10 each, so that everyone conjures up £100 for the World Vision cause. But a little more realistically, especially after all that festive excess...any contributions are of course hugely welcome. Let us know if you'd like a sponsorship form.

Questions? Leave a comment at the bottom of this article or call us on 01483-424657

Interested? Let us know...so that we can have a rough idea of numbers for the pub and in case we have to alert Surrey traffic police.

Not interested? Please mention our cause to anyone you know anyway, make online donations through this link here...and keep and eye on this blog to see if we come back alive from Kilimanjaro.